Happy Endings

Posted on 25/08/2013 by Lanthie

So I followed a link to a blog post about 2 weeks ago which peaked my curiosity. I very briefly read up about it and made a mental note to do a blog post about it.

Now almost 2 weeks later and I’ll be damned if I can find the original post. Anyway…. The post was by a woman who had received an anniversary present from her husband and she tells us all about it.

Her husband gave her a gift voucher for a Yoni Massage and she tells us about her experience. In conclusion she said although she was left a little cold by the experience, she would strongly recommend it.

I have never heard of the term Yoni before, never mind a Yoni Massage.

So I’ve done quite a bit of research on it.

Yoni is a Sanskrit word for the vagina, and has different meanings such as “Gateway to Pleasure”,

“Sacred Temple”, “Sacred Space”, “Divine Passage” and “Temple of Delight”.

Receiving a Yoni massage actually means that your “holy temple” is being worshipped. A Yoni massage is also referred to as a sacred massage.

Our vaginas are not private parts of our body, nor are they separate parts to who we are, to only be invited to “come out to play” for special occasions.

Without the acceptance of the yoni and our sexual essence we cannot fully embody our soul and our passions into our daily lives. They are sacred parts of the body of which when seen and touched from a space of love are no different to any other part of your body that you allow touch, pleasure and healing.

Pleasure and healing come hand in hand, as our bodies relax and release withheld trauma and tension. Your shoulders, your neck, your jaw line holds the stresses and traumas of life …your yoni is no different.

But I must mention that the aim of the message is NOT an erotic massage with a happy ending. The happy ending is a side effect (if you happen to have one and if you agree to go this far). The massage is a tantric one, teaching you more about your body and how to relax it and how to pleasure it. It helps to release all the sexual tension built up inside.

The massage works with the innate body energy, the chakras on the front of the body and the Kundalini on the back. Sexual energy, is moved upwards, generally from the base chakra to the heart chakra on the front of the body and from the base of the spine up the back.

Every part of the body is touched, as Tantra includes everything and does not exclude anything.

I have looked at loads of parlours that offer a yoni (or sacred) massage. Some therapists seem to do it fully clothed but it does seem that in the more authentic parlours, the therapists are naked, just like you. This is to embrace the spirit and put you on the same level. There are no secrets. (and no you are not allowed to touch the therapists)

It apparently has the following benefits (and I quote):

Supports a woman in witnessing & accepting emotional pain be that from sexual trauma, abuse, difficult sexual relationships or trauma experienced in childbirth.
It supports the healing process of:
– Painful menstruation,
– Irregular menstruation,
– Infertility,
– Low sex drive, (lack of Labido)
– Pain in sexual intercourse,
– The inability to feel safe in one’s own skin
– Lack of trust in relationships,
– Lack of respect for one’s own sexuality, reducing promiscuity.

A sacred massage is also offered to couples and can help couples who are in a sexual rut. It helps strengthen your relationship with your partner with:

An ability to trust
A willingness to be vulnerable,
An ability to surrender,
A connection of rich depth and unity
Nourishing & satisfying sex for the mind, body and soul.

And it is apparently very good for menopausal women!

So I have an anniversary coming up next month – wonder if dear hubby will be adventurous enough to give me a gift voucher?

Can Your Friend Come Play As Well?

Posted on 05/08/2013 by Lanthie

I was thinking about the various fantasies that women have the other day and which ones are common to both men and women. I don’t know about all you ladies out there but have you seen the look on a man’s face when you mention the term “Threesome“. It almost looks like their brains go into overdrive mode.

I must admit I don’t really have much experience in this field but it is definitely one of my top 5 fantasies. Turning your fantasy into reality could be a little complicated though. I am not quite sure how one bring’s up the possibility of a threesome with your significant other – do you just casually say “Can Your Friend Come Play As Well?“

Now I know most guys would probably be interested in the female / female / male (FFM) version of a threesome. The guys I have spoken to about threesome’s have all pulled their faces up at the thought of the male / male / female (MMF) version. Apparently the thought of 2 naked guys touching creeps them out – especially when their “junk” is involved.

For me personally – I am not fussy. I am more than happy to fantasize about either.

Imagine being seduced by 2 guys at once. Men are naturally competitive – and just think about them both bringing their A game and competing to see who can give you the most pleasure. I must admit I could easily succumb to the thought of a MMF threesome with a number of guys I know.

Although I have often imagined a FFM threesome, I have no girl on girl experience. But that is not to
say the thought has not crossed my mind (okay – maybe I have said too much here).

Anyway…… Just picturing this scenario – do I choose a close girlfriend and then the two of us pick a guy to partake? Or do me and my guy pick a girl we both like? And how do we go about picking said girl? I would not be able to pick anyone I know – certainly don’t want any of my friends coming anywhere near my guy. I would not approve of any of the girls he knows either – would make me extremely jealous of what would / could possibly result down the line with them or what has transpired between them in the past. So that leaves a stranger. Where do you find a girl willing to partake who doesn’t know either of you? Do you ask around and go on word of mouth from other’s or do you start looking in the back page of the newspaper in the XXX column? (And let’s not forget she has to be less attractive than I am.)

I managed to find some threesome tips and etiquette and thought I’d share them with you:

Make each other feel comfortable (Set the mood and be accommodating)
Let the women initiate the first step
Make sure transitions between each other flow
Don’t favor one over the other
Take turns
Don’t constantly try to please both at the same time (There is another person to help)
Masturbate if you feel like it
Don’t force women (or guys) to do anything with each other
Be into everything they suggest
Respect each other’s boundaries
End it smoothly (Don’t act weird)
and most importantly – USE PROTECTION!

How about sharing some of your experiences here if you have any!

Lanthie Ransom

Perfect Encouters (2)

Posted on 01/08/2013 by Lanthie

I am posting this again as the link was broken when I originally posted it. It is a great piece of work so please pop over and read it.

Enjoy …..

We all have some secret fantasy of the perfect date or perfect encounter. I have a number of perfect scenario’s, but I came across a short story (or poem actually) by a fellow blogger the other day and thought it was worth sharing with you all. The blog is called Easily Aroused.

Pop on over to read it. It is beautifully written. But please be warned that the blog is described as “Sensual erotic fiction for discerning women”. So it is a little risque and for the over 18’s. Click on the image below to read it:

Nature somehow seems to set the tone for the perfect encounter. I have listed some of my perfect scenario’s below and hope I get to experience them all someday:

Being out in the bush, alone watching the sun set while sharing a bottle of wine
Staying in a castle together, making love in front of the fireplace at night
Having a picnic out in the forest, being seduced by the rays of the sun and a cool breeze

Feel free to share some of your perfect encounters in the comments section below, whether you have experienced them or not. I would love to hear them.

Perfect Encounters

Posted on 24/07/2013 by Lanthie

Nature somehow seems to set the tone for the perfect encounter. I have listed some of my perfect scenario’s below and hope I get to experience them all someday:

Being out in the bush, alone watching the sun set while sharing a bottle of wine
Staying in a castle together, making love in front of the fireplace at night
Having a picnic out in the forest, being seduced by the rays of the sun and a cool breeze

Feel free to share some of your perfect encounters in the comments section below, whether you have experienced them or not. I would love to hear them.

Vintage Friday # 4

Posted on 12/07/2013 by Lanthie

Welcome to another edition of Vintage Friday.

You’re home early!

Vibrators and Finger Massagers

Posted on 12/06/2013 by Lanthie

I have been married for quite a while now and Hubby and I have had our fair share of “toys” in the bedroom. We have a secret stash of P-O-R-N, lubricants, vibrators etc.

My kids have never been the exploring type and we are fairly open and honest. There are no taboo topics which we don’t discuss with them. We encourage talk about sex, nudity etc etc. However there are certain things which we don’t disclose to the kids – our secret stash is of course one of those things.

I keep my vibrators in the bottom draw of my nightstand and the rest is kept elsewhere in the bedroom.

When my first 2 sons were much younger – I think they were around 9 and 6 years old, we went though a period where we spent quite a lot of time in the bedroom as a family – I had just given birth to son no 3 and it was the middle of winter so it was easier to keep the bedroom warm and just hang out there in the evenings.

So one evening son no 1 and 2 were playing on the floor and hubby and I were watching TV in the bedroom. All of a sudden son no 2 says “What’s this mommy?”

Of course he was holding up my vibrator. Back in those days we did not have all the funny shapes and sizes we have today – they were fairly boring and flesh coloured. So I said the first thing that came to mind – “It is my finger massager”.

Hubby and I froze waiting for a reaction from son no 1 and 2.

Son no 2 bent back over and put it back in the draw and said “Oh”. And that was the end of the conversation.

Both of them were happy with my explanation, they didn’t ask for any more information and we of course did not volunteer any more.

It wasn’t until many years later when they were in their late teens when it suddenly dawned on Son no 2 what it was and we had a really good laugh about it. It still comes up occasionally at family gatherings.

(Reblogged from one of my 2012 posts)

Rambling Update

Posted on 03/06/2013 by Lanthie

As many of you know, I write and contribute to the Ramblings of a Semi-Madman blog as well. I do try to keep the Ramblings Tab just under my header reasonably up to date with my contributions. A summary of all my contributions are also summarised below. So pop on over if you haven’t seen all or some of them or just wonder on over anyway and have a look at Matt’s site.

Wear Leather’s!

Posted on 25/05/2013 by Lanthie

It is my birthday this coming week – I’m turning 38 (again!). I’m not usually big on birthdays and don’t usually make a big deal out of my own – another year older is not something I like celebrating nowadays.

One of the things you would know about me if you knew me personally is that I HATE being in the limelight. Now don’t get me wrong – I LOVE my blog being in the limelight but personally, I am a behind the scenes person. So big parties and especially surprise parties are not ideal for me – especially when I am the main feature.

In case you hadn’t noticed – I have a slightly warped sense of humor. I love joking about my own sexuality and always have some form of tongue in cheek comment about sex or anything with a sexual connotation. The funny thing is, my brother and I were brought up very conservatively, and he shares my sense of humor and we have very weird conversations when we are together.

Anyway….. my brother calls me about 2 weeks ago and invites me to “dinner” on my birthday and won’t take no for an answer. Now this in itself is strange as he usually takes me out for lunch. We never go for dinner.

So I tell hubby later that night that my brother wants to take me for dinner for my birthday. It is a week day and I can’t see why hubby would have an issue with it – he is usually in bed asleep by 7 and we wouldn’t have done anything special for my birthday anyway – maybe an early dinner or something but hubby hates going out for dinner. However, hubby goes off on a tangent and is pissed that I am going with my brother and what about him and his plans for me.

So I drop the subject – It will resolve itself whatever and well, dinner or not is no big deal and quite honestly I have better things to worry about.

My brother then mentions to me a few days later that I have to “wear Leathers”. Now I am worried.

It is a little strange to be told to wear leathers for dinner. So I know something is up. I’m not sure what type of leathers either – are we talking leather trousers / leather skirt / leather jacket / jeans and leather jacket / chaps or perhaps the “collars and mask’s” type! (you never know with my brother)

I have the leather boots and jacket but anything more may need to be a shopping expedition!

My husband then comes home the other night and tells me that he has spoken to my brother and he has given me permission to go out with him (Yeah – my thoughts exactly – I’m like 2 years old all of a sudden and need permission!).

So I start asking questions about where we are going. My brother eventually tells me that we are going to a place called “Beefcakes“. I was curious so looked it up and of course the half naked guy in the logo catches my eye. I send my brother a message asking if he can arrange a lap dance. He thought I was very funny!

Beefcakes is a burger bar – but with a twist. They have themed evenings – with drag shows and boys only nights and girl only nights. Pop on over to the site to have a look.

So I am dying of curiosity to find out what he has planned. I strongly doubt we are actually going to Beefcakes, but who knows. As long as there are half naked men involved, I’ll forgive him for putting me in the spotlight!

Red Mini Skirts and Black Suspenders

Posted on 18/05/2013 by Lanthie

I have been eyeing out a red mini skirt at our local clothing store for about 6 months. Every time I go shopping, I threaten my sons that I am going to buy it, but never seem to work up the courage. I am a typical jeans and blouse / t-shirt kinda girl. I wear the odd sundress in summer but I am most comfortable in my jeans. I don’t get to go anywhere fancy so never really get to doll myself up.

So last week I decided to buy the red mini skirt – for no other reason than to wind my sons up. I also found a new pair of boots – finally admitted the last pair were a little too high and was never going to survive in them. The new pair are just above ankle length with the right size and height heel and are lace ups – Perfect in every way. (Cost a fortune but I wont tell hubby if you don’t) So I have the new boots and a red mini – what else do I wear them with? Found a very nice black shirt (with press stud buttons) and some black stockings to complete the package.

Tried it all on the other day and was very pleased with the look – the mini was not nearly as short as I thought and in fact came to about 2 inches above the knee – so not sure it can be described as a mini skirt anyway.

Decided to wear my new outfit this week, much to my sons disgust. Had endless remarks from them all day. Sitting in the car was the worst – son no 3 kept complaining that he could see my thighs and it is the last thing any kid wants to see (I have obviously brought up a bunch of prudes!).

I felt really good all day and decide to be a little more daring in future.

I am now on the look out for a black leather mini skirt. I could so make it work. Do you think that black stockings and suspenders may be pushing it a bit?

Blow Job of the Century

Posted on 16/05/2013 by Lanthie

I has been a momentus week for me – I have reached 100,000 views on my blog and in less than 2 years! A few months ago I would have been ecstatic to reach 50,000 on my second anniversary. And then about 2 months ago I upped my expectations to 75,000. So I have exceeded my expections by far and I have you all to thank.

So THANK YOU to all of you who do me the honour of reading and following my blog.

Now what does this have to do with Blow Jobs you may ask. Well there is a story. In fact I have written this story a few times and always end up deleting it as I just cannot get up the courage to press the PUBLISH button. You see I can write about blow jobs, orgasms, sex, penis sizes etc in general. But when it comes to the nitty gritty of the real personal side, I go all shy.

I made 2 promises to Hubby – the second promise was to tell this story publically if I reached 100,000 views in less than 2 years and the first promise is as follows. (I suggest that anyone who knows me personally go and read someone elses blog or go and make a cup of tea. I would hate to try and look you in the eye after this. And a note to my sons – you do not want to read on and it will give you nightmares!)

Hubby has had a weight issue for many many years – in fact most of our married life. It started off with IBS and then he had complications of diverticular disease and ended up having a huge chunk of his large colon removed about 10 years ago and his weight just seemed to increase as the years went by. I made a promise to him about 12 years ago that if he ever lost weight and got down to 100kg’s, I would give him a “blow job“. I was hoping it would be motivation enough for him to make the effort to lose the weight. In our 25 years of marriage, I have never been able to give hubby a BJ – yeah I know, I am a cruel wife!

Last year in May, hubby had a gastric bypass. Since then he has lost over 60kg’s. He reached the 100kg mark about 2 months ago. And hubby was of course quick to politey remind me of my promise. At first I felt obliged to fulful my promise. But then when push came to shove, I chickened out. You see I just cannot do it.

Hubby makes a habit of reminding me of my promise regularly. And I swallow hard (excuse the pun) and toy with the idea…….. and then chicken out. I just cannot do it!

So it looks like dear hubby will have to do without the pleasure. Unless of course he decides to trade me in for a newer model!

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