Who you calling a Pussy!

I’m  back after a weeks hiatus.  I had a fairly large event last week and my Belly Dancing debut took place last night.  I will of course be blogging all about my show and how it went in the next few days.

I have loads of catching up to do – I see so many new blog posts by you all that I have not read and will be catching up in the next few days.

Of course while I was working 20 hours a day last week, my sons were at the usual antics of calling each other names.  It seems as though they don’t have to be in the same room as each other nowadays – they just send each other messages.

I happened to come across this one that Son no 3 sent to Son no 4 – I thought it was quite cleaver (shhh – don’t tell them that!)

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Tantalizing Tuesday – Featuring Chad Le Clos

I am featuring Chad Le Clos this week on my Tantalizing Tuesday series.  Besides being an Olympic Gold Medalist, he is also from my home country, South Africa.  He has just won a couple of gold medals at the 15th Fina world championships in Barcelona this past week. 

And let’s not forget to mention that he is really yummy to look at!

Chad Le Clos



15th Fina world championships in Barcelona

Chad Le Clos



Chad Le Clos

Chad Le Clos


The Last Movie Star

I would like to introduce you to a fellow blogger today.  He is based in the UK and he writes his own blog called Diary of an Internet Nobody

His literary skills are far superior to mine and we have had some interesting debates around various books and authors and he often tests my intellect (and patience).  I have asked him to be a guest on my blog this week and hope you enjoy this piece on The Last Movie Star.

Don’t forget to pop over to read his blog at Diary of an Internet Nobody.

So without further ado – here is Dale Cooper……


Thank you Lanthie, you’re too kind, it’s my pleasure to contribute to your blog. And hello readers of Life Cherries. As you may not be aware, I’m not much of one for a theme, so anyone allowing me open access to their website is pretty much going to get what they’re given, depending on what sort of stuff happens to float to the top of my consciousness at any given time. As it happens, the particular subject I’ve chosen is one very close to my heart and while I don’t intend it to be a comprehensive biography by any means, if it inspires you to discover or revisit any of the classics mentioned then my job is done.

I hope you enjoy my first post for Lanthie, you never know what you might get next……….


There are more “celebrities” in the world today than ever before but very few of them could be considered real stars.

I’d like to share my appreciation and ongoing fondness for one star who shone so very brightly and brought joy and happiness to a great many people, both during her career and after.

In my opinion, the last person to truly epitomise the term Movie Star was a woman who originally wanted to be a ballet dancer, until World War Two put paid to her ambitions.

Born near Brussels on 4th May 1929, Edda Kathleen Ven Heemstra Hepburn-Ruston initially had a privileged upbringing. Her mother was Dutch baroness, her father an Anglo-Irish banker, and having moved to the Netherlands when still a young girl she spent a lot of her early years in a large country house near Arnhem, and also made her stage debut in local amateur productions.

Even from that age, her life reads like a movie script. In her teens she would carry messages tucked into her sock, past occupying German soldiers, to be passed on to membrrs of the resistance movement.

Any possibility of a peaceful existence were finally shattered when the Battle of Arnhem broke out, forcing her family, along with thousands of others to endure terrible privation and terrifying living conditions. She and her family were starving for long periods of time and even spent long days trapped in a basement as the battle raged outside.

The result of this was malnutrition from which her body never truly recovered, robbing her of the strength to become a full time dancer, something she always regretted.

Although she still got to show off her dancing prowess in so many classic movies in years to come.

That was when the world had come to know her as Audrey Hepburn.

She didn’t have to wait long for recognition and got her first taste of success when she was hand picked by ailing French author, Colette, to star in the stage version of her story, Gigi.

Not long after that, in 1951, Audrey came to England. She already slowed the uniquely fragile beauty that would make her such a star, as you can see from this early publicity shot, taken on the south coast.

Well, her promotional duties obviously paid off, because before too long Audrey was sharing the screen with none other than Alec Guinness, in a small walk-on part in Ealing comedy, The Lavender Hill Mob.

And it was only two years later, in 1953 that she landed the role that would make her a star.

Playing opposite the already huge star Gregory Peck, and with William Wyler in the directors chair, Audrey starred as a Princess who escapes into the romantic city of Rome whilst on an official visit and is taken in by an unsuspecting journalist.

Roman Holiday is a delightful fairy tale that showcases Audrey’s mischievous charm to great effect, also allowing her to demonstrate a maturity in acting that belies her youth.

Here she takes direction from Wyler as Peck looks on from the sidelines, on location in Rome.

The film was a huge success, winning her an Oscar and catapulting Audrey into the glittering world of movie stardom during one of the most booming periods in Hollywood history.

Sabrina the following year, co-starring with William Holden, with whom she began an affair, and

Humphrey Bogart, cemented her reputation as a star that everyone wanted to work with.

[ Audrey married fellow Hollywood star Mel Ferrer in 1954, but the marriage wasn’t the fairy story it first appeared. She suffered a miscarriage not long after becoming pregnant, and another a few years later when thrown from a horse whilst filming a western, The Unforgiven. There was also an affair with another co-star, Albert Finney.

Audrey’s first marriage ended in divorce in the late ’60s. ]

If she was still missing her dancing career in 1957, Audrey’s next big hit gave her every opportunity to show off the skills that she’d learnt as a young girl in Europe.

Funny Face was a joyous Paris-set musical in which she played a young model, and whether dancing with co-star Fred Astaire or in numbers like the one in this shot, you can see the delight in her face and it’s easy to tell how much she’s enjoying herself.

The years that followed, through to the late sixties, were the most prolific of Hepburn’s career and feature some of the most iconic films of the decade.

Following the controversial The Unforgiven, in which Audrey played a Native American woman who is raised by a white family, (A tough, underrated film that also features Burt Lancaster in a typically gritty role.) came possibly Audrey Hepburn’s most famous role.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Blake Edwards’ sterilised, tamed adaptation of Truman Capote’s novel about a New York call girl was initially going to star Marylin Monroe, but Hepburn made the role her own with effortless style.

 

An icon was born.

 After the enormous success of Breakfast… Audrey continued to act, and despite the disappointment of having her singing in My Fair Lady mostly dubbed over with the voice of Marni Nixon and losing out at the Oscars to Julie Andrews, the film is one of her best loved.

There were many other hits, including one of my personal favourite films, Charade with Cary Grant, another thriller, Wait Until Dark, in which Audrey played a blind woman, terrorised by two criminals in her house, and in 1967 she starred opposite real-life lover Albert Finney in Two For The Road.

This candid on location shot shows the obvious chemistry between them.

Soon after this romantic comedy Audrey went into self imposed retirement from acting to look after her children (Sean, born in 1966 and Luca, in 1970) and didn’t return to the screen until her touching portrayal of Maid Marion to Sean Connery’s Robin Hood in Robin and Marion.

I remember watching My Fair Lady, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, and Sabrina as a kid. At the time Audrey Hepburn was just a pretty lady in films who my mum liked.

Growing up, I revisited her films and realised the true beauty of the woman behind the glamorous persona.

 

Seeing her interviewed later in her life, the grace and poise remained, along with a deep compassion that led her, in 1980, to being made UNICEF goodwill ambassador.

Unlike many famous people who are accorded this honour, Audrey continued her humanitarian work all over the world, from Hanoi to Dacca.

In 1990 Audrey was presented with the Cecil B DeMille award for Outstanding Contribution to Entertainment.

Surrounded by her family, Audrey Hepburn, The Last Movie Star, died on 20th of January 1993 at her home in Switzerland.

Post by: Dale Cooper 

 

Porn Sex versus Real Sex

Son no 1 is the shy silent type.  He is an IT Geek (The best I know and I work I the IT Industry), and he finds my openly sexually orientated sense of humor a little much at times.

He sent me a link to a YouTube video this week (which didn’t showcase some form of new IT Tech). The video was a little out of character for him so it was obviously worth sharing.  So I popped on over to have a look and thought you would all appreciate it as well.  It explains the difference between Porn sex versus Real sex very well.

Hope you enjoy …….

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Captains and Merits

Son no 3 recently announced that he had received a Merit Award at school.  This was around the same

Captains and Merits

time that Son no 4 was elected as Hockey Captain (About 10 days ago).  As he verbally told me about it, I forgot.  (I know – I can be a crappy parent at times)  He brought home the actual award this week and I once again congratulated him. But…..

Apparently I publicly congratulated Son no 4 on becoming captain and not son no 3 on his award. (Cannot find a blog post about it but maybe I mentioned it on Facebook)

So……  In order to appease the peanut gallery I would like to formally congratulate Son no 3 for winning a Merit Award for Culture (Dramatic Arts) which he received for his contribution to the One Act Play Festival.  Please pop on over to my Mr Bean Moment post and read about the One Act Play Festival he starred in.

Oh the things we do for our kids!

Gotta love them too bits!

Can Your Friend Come Play As Well?

I was thinking about the various fantasies that women have the other day and which ones are common to both men and women.  I don’t know about all you ladies out there but have you seen the look on a man’s face when you mention the term “Threesome“.  It almost looks like their brains go into overdrive mode.

I must admit I don’t really have much experience in this field but it is definitely one of my top 5 fantasies.  Turning your fantasy into reality could be a little complicated though.  I am not quite sure how one bring’s up the possibility of a threesome with your significant other – do you just casually say “Can Your Friend Come Play As Well?

Now I know most guys would probably be interested in the female / female / male (FFM) version of a threesome.  The guys I have spoken to about threesome’s have all pulled their faces up at the thought of the male / male / female (MMF) version.  Apparently the thought of 2 naked guys touching creeps them out – especially when their “junk” is involved.

For me personally – I am not fussy.  I am more than happy to fantasize about either.

Imagine being seduced by 2 guys at once.  Men are naturally competitive – and just think about them both bringing their A game and competing to see who can give you the most pleasure.  I must admit I could easily succumb to the thought of a MMF threesome with a number of guys I know.

Although I have often imagined a FFM threesome, I have no girl on girl experience.  But that is not to
say the thought has not crossed my mind (okay – maybe I have said too much here).

Anyway……  Just picturing this scenario – do I choose a close girlfriend and then the two of us pick a guy to partake?  Or do me and my guy pick a girl we both like?  And how do we go about picking said girl?  I would not be able to pick anyone I know – certainly don’t want any of my friends coming anywhere near my guy.  I would not approve of any of the girls he knows either – would make me extremely jealous of what would / could possibly result down the line with them or what has transpired between them in the past. So that leaves a stranger.  Where do you find a girl willing to partake who doesn’t know either of you?  Do you ask around and go on word of mouth from other’s or do you start looking in the back page of the newspaper in the XXX column?  (And let’s not forget she has to be less attractive than I am.)

I managed to find some threesome tips and etiquette and thought I’d share them with you:

Threesome Etiquette

  • Make each other feel comfortable (Set the mood and be accommodating)
  • Let the women initiate the first step
  • Make sure transitions between each other flow
  • Don’t favor one over the other
  • Take turns
  • Don’t constantly try to please both at the same time (There is another person to help)
  • Masturbate if you feel like it
  • Don’t force women (or guys) to do anything with each other
  • Be into everything they suggest
  • Respect each other’s boundaries
  • End it smoothly (Don’t act weird)
  • and most importantly – USE PROTECTION!

How about sharing some of your experiences here if you have any!

Lanthie Ransom

Cute Puppies!

I became a granny of 2 very cute puppies today.  My son and his wife have decided to adopt 2 Labrador puppies and I went with to collect them this morning.  They are 8 weeks old tomorrow.

On the way there, I asked my son to please take loads of pics so I could blog about them.  He asked why I would want to blog about cute puppies as it didn’t quite fit in with the “risque” theme of my blog. So I said I would find something risque to include and found the perfect pic – you will have to look at cute puppy pics first though as I’ve included it at the bottom of my post.

Meet my grandchildren – Sylvester (tan puppy) and Lola (black puppy)

Me with Sylvester

Sylvester with his new daddy

A very tired little baby

With his new mommy

Lots of Puppies!

Adorable little puppies

And now meet Ellen.  She was named after Ellen Degeneres.  She is the cutest thing ever and took a liking to me.  It was love at first sight.  I almost adopted her.  If it wasn’t for the fact that it is a 14 odd year commitment, she would have gone home with me

Isn’t Ellen just the cutest thing ever!

It didn’t take Sylvester long to find my heels and start chewing them – yes, their new mom and dad are going to have buy loads of chew toys.

And finally 2 very tired puppies in their new home.

And the Pièce de résistance – the pic you’ve all been waiting for – found it growing in their garden. (I just can’t resist a dick pic)




I’m A Gadget Freak

I am quite a gadget freak.  Working in the IT industry, I get exposed to quite a bit of new technology on a regular basis and I am always trying out new things.

I don’t often blog about new Tech or Gadgets but today I have to make an exception.  I been eyeing out a range of Bluetooth Speakers in our local gadget emporium and I decided to splash out and buy one of them today.

The salesman told me that the ShoXspin speaker would integrate seamlessly with my iPhone and not only would it play music, I could also have hands free conversations over it as it has a built in microphone.  Yeah yeah I thought – I’ve been conned before. (Lanthie rule # 6 – never believe anything a salesman says)

I got home and unpacked it.  Read the 2 page booklet to see how to pair it with my iPhone. I was pleasantly surprised when it paired first time.

I then selected some music and played it through the speaker and was amazed at the quality of the sound.  I was totally blown away when I made a phone call and had a conversation over it with a good friend of mine.

So it definitely has a thumbs up from me.