It is true what they say – a woman reaches her sexual peak later in life. And I think I finally understand what they mean. I have become addicted to orgasm’s.
For those of you who don’t know how to identify an orgasm – look for the following signs:
In fact there are certain times of the year I orgasm more than others – typically around Easter time. In fact I could orgasm multiple times a day during March and April each year. This is typically brought on by my husband facilitating the process.
I get that look on my face – very similar to the look on Sally’s face in When Harry met Sally – except I am not faking it!
Now for all my girl friends out there – you could say I am probably visualising something like this:
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| Photo from http://www.ab-core-and-stomach-exercises.com/6-pack-abs.html |
But the truth is, I am a sucker for a man on a bike in a leather jacket. So this would be more my style:
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| Photo from http://www.fanpop.com/spots/sons-of-anarchy/images/11652248/title/jax-teller-photo |
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| Photo from http://www.dadcentric.com/2009/09/tvs-best-dads-jackson-jax-teller.html |
But this year I was blessed at having multiple orgasm’s in November as well.
You see we came across the UK Emporium in Boksburg the other day and they happen to have:
Now usually they are only available as:
But this year, they have rebranded them for Halloween so they have been available later on in the year as well.
Now there is nothing better than a Cadbury’s Creme Egg – They taste amazing. I usually bite the top off …. and then gently stick my tongue in …. and lick out the filling …. before putting the rest of it in my mouth…..
So I have had the opportunity to have multiple …
in November as well this year!
(Smile!)
(Pictures found on Google Images on more than one site and therefore original owner not identified)
