Monthly Archives: March 2012

I want to live in Antartica

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It is no secret that I have done nothing but complain about the heat this year. It has been the warmest summer I have ever had…… Or so I thought….


I have posted before about the heat (refer to my S.M.A.O post here) . I have started walking around with an ice-pack around my neck. This may look stupid but I feel so much better for it. Hubby looks at me and just grins!


It suddenly occurred to me about 2 weeks ago that hubby was not feeling the heat at all. He is usually the one to walk around in short pants in the middle of winter and I am usually the one wearing a cardigan in the middle of summer.

Pic from

http://www.squidoo.com/STOP-hot-flashes-IMMEDIATELY

So it dawned on me (with a very loud thump!) that I may be menopausal!


So off I went to see my lady doctor this week and he has confirmed my suspicions. I am 45 (I feel 38) but apparently it just happens and age has very little to do with it all. Average age for the start of menopause is 51 – I am just a few years early!


Been doing loads of research and of course I have consulted with  the great doctor in the sky, Dr Google.  My lady doctor has recommended that I take a soy extract capsule daily – apparently it will help with the hot flashes.  Will have to take it for about 3 weeks before it has an effect.  So I will try this and hope for a miracle cure for the heat!

Otherwise – Antartica here I come!

More Orgasms

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Yes, yes, yes, yes , yeesssss – It is that time of the year again when Orgams are a-plenty.

My easter supply of Cadbury Creme Eggs has arrived!

If you have not had the pleasure of eating one, I would recommend the following as your first experience:

  • First make sure to pick a time when you can guarantee that you won’t be distured and run a hot bubble bath
  • Light scented candles and place these around the bath
  • Then get naked and lay in the bath
  • Gently unwrap the egg to unveil the large bulb
  • Then close your eyes and imagine something like this:
  • ………….Whilst you BITE into the pointy end with your front teeth
  • Then gently SUCK out the GOO
  • Then stick out your tongue and LICK and SUCK out the remaining GOO
  • Then slowly NIBBLE the rest.

In case you missed my previous Orgasms post – view it here.

And for those who have an open mind – watch the following banned Cadbury Creme Egg advert…

(smile!)