So I was reading a recent copy of the Marie Claire magazine this evening and there is an article about “Vajazzling“.
In case you don’t know what this is – it is the art of bejewelling your privates with Swarovsky crystals. (Feel free to look it up.)
So of course I was tempted to look at some pics on the web (my curiosity has no bounds!).
Now as you know – I have a fairly open mind. But this is really one of those things you can only do if you have an amazing body – a body good enough to be able to lay there in the buff in public and let all and sundry appreciate the “art”. It would look great on a stripper for instance or one of those ladies who lay on sushi bars and the members of the opposite sex eat off them (I am sure there is a name for them).
Not sure why a normal person would want to do this – it is not as if men are actually bothered about what you look like down there – believe you me – once your pants are down they are thinking about loads more than your crystals.
I suppose you could say it is the same as waxing. But I would disagree – I wax everything down there because it is more comfortable – not because it is going to get me laid any better or easier. I can’t see how bejewelling yourself will make you any more comfortable. In fact I imagine it is quite irritating and scratchy.
The worst is that it only lasts for about 5 days – so this is really something you do for a special occasion – like your wedding night and you do something like this…..
But hey – if you are not going to leave anything to the imagination – you may as well just have this applied:
And of course there is even a male version called Pejazzling ….. I am sure you all know how to Google it
WOW! That was hysterical. I just can't imagine going through all that trouble for a few shiny moments down there. AND, if i DID go through all that , no way would i let my man get close to me for fear all the friction would rub them off. I would say look but no touch! 🙂
It's like having you nail done – and then doing the washing up!
Oh hell no would I ever do this!!!! Heard of it but all I can do is shake my head. if that's the only way a woman can get her man interested–then he isn't worth keeping around!
JESUS H. CHRIST!! Now I've heard of everything. And the pic with the words "I do" inscribed, was too, too funny!
Maybe for a budoir shoot orsomething like that….
But just imagine your first night together (for those who haven't done IT before) Would hate to mess up the "DO"
Oh good lord what will they think of next LOL
I can think of 1000 other things I would rather do than this.
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