Yes, yes, yes, yes , yeesssss – It is that time of the year again when Orgams are a-plenty.

My easter supply of Cadbury Creme Eggs has arrived!

• First make sure to pick a time when you can guarantee that you won’t be distured and run a hot bubble bath
• Light scented candles and place these around the bath
• Then get naked and lay in the bath
• Gently unwrap the egg to unveil the large bulb
• Then close your eyes and imagine something like this:

• ………….Whilst you BITE into the pointy end with your front teeth
• Then gently SUCK out the GOO
• Then stick out your tongue and LICK and SUCK out the remaining GOO
• Then slowly NIBBLE the rest.

In case you missed my previous Orgasms post – view it here.

And for those who have an open mind – watch the following banned Cadbury Creme Egg advert…