It is true what they say – a woman reaches her sexual peak later in life. And I think I finally understand what they mean. I have become addicted to orgasm’s.
For those of you who don’t know how to identify an orgasm – look for the following signs:
In fact there are certain times of the year I orgasm more than others – typically around Easter time. In fact I could orgasm multiple times a day during March and April each year. This is typically brought on by my husband facilitating the process.
I get that look on my face – very similar to the look on Sally’s face in When Harry met Sally – except I am not faking it!
Now for all my girl friends out there – you could say I am probably visualising something like this:
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| Photo from http://www.ab-core-and-stomach-exercises.com/6-pack-abs.html |
But the truth is, I am a sucker for a man on a bike in a leather jacket. So this would be more my style:
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| Photo from http://www.dadcentric.com/2009/09/tvs-best-dads-jackson-jax-teller.html |
But this year I was blessed at having multiple orgasm’s in November as well.
You see we came across the UK Emporium in Boksburg the other day and they happen to have:
Now usually they are only available as:
But this year, they have rebranded them for Halloween so they have been available later on in the year as well.
Now there is nothing better than a Cadbury’s Creme Egg – They taste amazing. I usually bite the top off …. and then gently stick my tongue in …. and lick out the filling …. before putting the rest of it in my mouth…..
So I have had the opportunity to have multiple …
in November as well this year!
(Smile!)
(Pictures found on Google Images on more than one site and therefore original owner not identified)
Oh my. Honeee, where are the car keys?
Love your comment – most people have no idea how to respond to this post!
that was disterbing